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distraction:

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

omg

harry potter + tumblr text posts

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

bread-pitt:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:

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dddipitinyogurt:

I lost it after the last set

clintashamcu97:

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 2

heckme:

the other day i come out of the shower and go into my room only to shit my pants after seeing thisimage

but for whatever stupid reason i decide to uncover the freaking sheets only to find image

watermelons. fucking watermelons

breelandwalker:

seriouslyamerica:

Because she had the audacity to refuse an invitation to prom. Maren Sanchez is dead, murdered by a sixteen year old classmate who flew into a rage when Sanchez declined to be his date.

Maren Sanchez is dead, and multiple media outlets have the…

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny